Herb Immunity: The Benefits of Catching Covid - Eating coriander without tasting it.
Coriander Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your coriander critic? Delight their discerning palate with witty mugs, humorous t-shirts, cozy pillows, and charming prints that turn culinary opinions into eye-catching conversation starters.
'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'
"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
"It started with a simple case of peer-review."
"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."
'Let me at it! Let me see!!'
'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'
Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'
"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."
"My kid could do that."
'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'
'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?'
"Practicing my hate-face."
'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'
"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."
"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"
Honest Vending Machine
'This decaf's lousy.'
'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'
The Additives Arrive...'This cereal tastes like it has some sodium propionate in it.'
Tennessee Fascist Book Banning State Licence Plate
'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'
"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."
"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."
"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"
"We seem to be the only animals here."
"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"
"Kids terrify me."
Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man
Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.
'Everybody's a critic'
'Nice Shooting.'
Judgeasaurus
Forth Bridge finally fully painted.
Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'
Coriander Critic Gifts Collection
Coriander Critic Mugs
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Coriander Critic Pillows
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Coriander Critic Prints
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Coriander Critic T-Shirts
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