Cool Under Pressure Fan Gifts

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Factominiums."

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Tapped Tree

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Internal Combustion.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

Winter olympics.

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'