Cool Under Pressure Fan Gifts

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Factominiums."

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Tapped Tree

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Internal Combustion.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

Winter olympics.

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

The world's greatest salesman.