Underground Market Fan Gifts

'Psst! You wanna buy some pockets?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Tunnel of love"

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'It's about time!'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Grocery Shopping

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Hole Sale

Made in Sweden.

Vintage Bumper Cars.

Gravitas

"I didn't exactly win it."

World-Go-Round

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

'Tunnel of Love' leading to the 'Abyss of Marriage'.

Three shots - one franc.

Al's vending machine.

Hamster wheel fairground ride