Underground Market Fan Gifts

'Psst! You wanna buy some pockets?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Tunnel of love"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Grocery Shopping

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'It's about time!'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Hole Sale

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Made in Sweden.

Vintage Bumper Cars.

"I didn't exactly win it."

Gravitas

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

World-Go-Round

'Tunnel of Love' leading to the 'Abyss of Marriage'.

Hamster wheel fairground ride

Three shots - one franc.