Underground Art Fan Gifts

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Cubism Model

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

About the potter.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.