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"Why are you wearing sunglasses at night?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Born to be Mild.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

Meh, I've been on higher.

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"This looks like a good spot."

Play it cool. It's the law of the jungle.

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

Air conditioning.

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'