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'It's not legal to drive anywhere, but it looks good in the driveway.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

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'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

Winter olympics.

'Cold enough for you?'

Old Man Winter

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'

The world's greatest salesman.

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

Democratic convention.

"I like your new 37.8541 liter hat, Jack."

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

Igloo outhouse.

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

Penguins surfing

"Come to bed...it's way past winter!"

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"