Cool Factor Enthusiasts Prints

"Why are you wearing sunglasses at night?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Born to be Mild.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

"This looks like a good spot."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Sticker Shock 2007.

Air conditioning.

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).