Cool Crowd Contenders Pillows

"Hello, Dynomite Tattoo Company? I have an idea...a tatoo for guys everywhere...something that when applied will impress all of their friends and especially girls. I call it Baldo's Phonee Hickee Stickee."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Mass Travel

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

Meet the Plagiarist

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

World Cup - Countdown

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

Reverse speech

I started with baby steps as I worked to overcome my phobia. I made slow, steady progress. The process was long but rewarding. Now I can get out there and enjoy the benefits of all that effort! Giant Music Festival Cancelled. This is a disappointing time to have overcome eneclophobia, a fear of crowds.

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'I can't see you either...'

"I think we need to have that talk to explain how bad stuff happens in the world."

'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'

'For our next Management Team Retreat can we go to a Cheer Competition?'

.00005k run

Security guard disperses football team.

'Could you please pass this down?'

Race

Gives speech, then carries audience away.

"Looks like some kid got a scooter for Christmas. Just what we need...another cool guy in the neighborhood."

A sports fans worst nightmare . . .getting caught picking his nose and being featured on the television!

"Smart kids are dumb. They're soooo boring."

10 … 9 … 8 … What? What are you doing? 7 … 6 … 5 … What? What's about to happen?! 4 … 3 … 2 … What?! What happens at 1? What happens at 1?! Hmm. A whole second early.