Cool Crowd Contenders Gifts

"Hello, Dynomite Tattoo Company? I have an idea...a tatoo for guys everywhere...something that when applied will impress all of their friends and especially girls. I call it Baldo's Phonee Hickee Stickee."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Mass Travel

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

Meet the Plagiarist

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

Reverse speech

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'I can't see you either...'

"I think we need to have that talk to explain how bad stuff happens in the world."

'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'

'For our next Management Team Retreat can we go to a Cheer Competition?'

Security guard disperses football team.

'Could you please pass this down?'

Race

"Looks like some kid got a scooter for Christmas. Just what we need...another cool guy in the neighborhood."

A sports fans worst nightmare . . .getting caught picking his nose and being featured on the television!

"Smart kids are dumb. They're soooo boring."