Cool Cat With A Knack For Jazz Pillows

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Sid Sinatra.

Dave Brubeck

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

Man playing bum-note.

Hip Operation

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'God! This tastes like cats...'

Like, Real Gone...

Trumpet combined with a beer funnel.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Homing Beatnik

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

Thelonious Monk

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

"Allow Me"

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

Count Basie

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

Conducting Cats

'I count four meerkats and one coolcat.'

Sadojazzachists

'Being cool sure wears you out.'

Grandma reflected in sunglasses