Jazz Cat Pillows

Man playing bum-note.

Man playing the piano breaks the piano leg and his notes.

Trumpet combined with a beer funnel.

Freddie Hubbard

Thelonious Monk

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

Mardi Gras

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Double Saxophone

Volcaniax

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Treble

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"No, son. Let him finish."

'...and on Bass...'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Philip Larkin

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

'He lost his whistle,'

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

A singing microphone.

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.