Jazz Cat Pillows

Man playing bum-note.

Man playing the piano breaks the piano leg and his notes.

Trumpet combined with a beer funnel.

Freddie Hubbard

Thelonious Monk

Sid Sinatra.

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

Mardi Gras

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Volcaniax

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Double Saxophone

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Treble

"No, son. Let him finish."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

'...and on Bass...'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Nick Cave

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Philip Larkin

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport