Cool Cat Pillows

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Oh yeah? Well, I quit my job before it was cool."

Three Goats: two have regular goat beards, one in middle has goatee and sunglasses.

Hip Operation

Grandma reflected in sunglasses

'Being cool sure wears you out.'

Like, Real Gone...

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

"I like starting the new school year with a fresh perspective!"

"I think we have the same homeroom. Maybe we can, you know, be homework buddies. Well...gotta go!"

Cool dude

Homing Beatnik

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Cats on the couch.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

'How much did you save this year?'

String Theory for Beginners.

'Yes, that person there...'

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

Question Mark

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'We may be getting older, but we still have street cred.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

"She's a weiner cat."

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'