Cool Cat Of Jazz Pillows

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

Mardi Gras

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Radiator jazz player

Chano Pozo,

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Volcaniax

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Sid Sinatra.

Louis Armstrong.

Double Saxophone

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Treble

"No, son. Let him finish."

'...and on Bass...'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Cocktail Piano Bar.