Cat Person With A Quirky Edge Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: brick

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Woman escapes with cats.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Schrödinger and his cat

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Projectile hairballing."

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

'We know you have a cat.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Ginger cats.

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Okay, you have my attention."