Cat Person With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Greg Abbott

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Woman escapes with cats.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Projectile hairballing."

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Ginger cats.

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Okay, you have my attention."