Cooking For Pets Pillows

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Dog Chow Mein

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Recipes.

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

Polly want a cracker?

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

'Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and cooked beans! He gets a better dinner than I do!'

"What smells so good? -- I'm not cooking for you, but for my dog."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"I need some assistance here."

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'

"If we list it now, you could be eating filet mignon every night for the rest of your life!"

"Whoa! Did you just hear the can opener?"

"Leave the bowl."

Suspense

'Your usual table leg?'

Cooking shows for dogs

Puppy at Feeding Time.