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Cookie Phrase Hater Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows that declare their disdain for cookie phrases. Ideal for anyone who appreciates honest, funny decor.
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.
"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."
Miracle Mom #5,293
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."
"Roadkill cookies"
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'
Cookie Surveillance
Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!
'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies
Oreolas
The Cricketer and the Golfer
'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'
"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"
What if retail stores behaved like websites?
"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."
"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."
'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'
'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'
Cookie Phrase Hater Pillows Collection
Cookie Phrase Hater Mugs
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Cookie Phrase Hater Prints
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Cookie Phrase Hater T-Shirts
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