Cookie Phrase Hater T-Shirts

Dunkie Biscuit Co - Will you stop saying that's the way the cookie crumbles?

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Cookie Surveillance

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"Roadkill cookies"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

Oreolas

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."