Convoy Cruiser T-Shirts

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'

Cimafunk

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

French Early Bird

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Fighting Gondoliers.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Employee Parking. The only way my boss practices "top-down" management is by driving a convertible.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Winter Roadwork...

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

Ignore him he's just showing off

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Heart of America or Bypass

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'