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I've noticed you've stopped saying 'we.'

Lynching on social media

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'How fast can you hype?'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

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"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'How fast can you hype?'

Aluminium Henge

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?