Convoy Cruiser Pillows

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

French Early Bird

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Fighting Gondoliers.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

Winter Roadwork...

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

Heart of America or Bypass

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

Ignore him he's just showing off

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"