Conversation Topics Gifts

"What did you think of that book that I already know everyone else in the world's opinion about?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"You're such a good listener."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Very Difficult Conversations

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

So you're a mocking bird...

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"