Conventional Path Challenger Pillows

"Lawyer is good, but have you ever considered a career in the lucrative world of mascotting?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

The Mainstream

Do not think outside the box!

AI

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Santa Elevator

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

A man without a chicken on his head!

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

"Before I say anything, I'd like to have my friend, who wants to be a lawyer when he grows up, present"

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

Happy Durersgiving

'Just keep saying to yourself, 'I'm not a sexist, I'm not a sexist...''

"What makes you think I want to be a desperate housewife?"

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

In and Out Tray

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

"I didn't know the 'old boys' network had a website."

'It's all in how you look at it -- try thinking of yourself as the world's tallest short guy.'

'I'm giving up a business career to get married - too many glass ceilings.'

"I wanted to do that."

Tiny man and the chained door.