"Lawyer is good, but have you ever considered a career in the lucrative world of mascotting?"
Conventional Path Challenger T-Shirts
Express your rebellious spirit with our t-shirts designed for those who challenge the norm. Bold, witty, and unapologetically unique—perfect for making a statement wherever they go.
'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'
The Mainstream
Do not think outside the box!
AI
'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'
Santa Elevator
'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'
A man without a chicken on his head!
"Always a bridesmaid..."
*Sigh*
"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"
"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."
'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'
What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh
"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."
Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."
''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'
"Before I say anything, I'd like to have my friend, who wants to be a lawyer when he grows up, present"
"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"
'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'
"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"
Happy Durersgiving
"What makes you think I want to be a desperate housewife?"
"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."
'Just keep saying to yourself, 'I'm not a sexist, I'm not a sexist...''
'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"
"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."
In and Out Tray
He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.
"I didn't know the 'old boys' network had a website."
"I am my own penguin"
"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."
'I'm giving up a business career to get married - too many glass ceilings.'
'It's all in how you look at it -- try thinking of yourself as the world's tallest short guy.'
Conventional Path Challenger T-Shirts Collection
Conventional Path Challenger Mugs
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Conventional Path Challenger Pillows
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Conventional Path Challenger Prints
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