Contrarian Collector Pillows

Man ignores the 'Science' section and looks in the 'Stuff You Believe Anyway' section."

Protest

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

The New World Order

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

The water desk

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

Burning the Other

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

The Daily Fury

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Guru Shifted Thinking

Aggression Therapy Seminar

Whipping Cream

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Fourth quarter earnings down, please help.

"I'll take it."

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

Oxymorons

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'