Controversy Collector Pillows

"I've hated Tom Brady forever, but I'll always be grateful to him for giving us something else to talk about."

'I still think Ann Coulter is right.'

Senator Roy Blunt R-Missouri tweeted, "Senate Dems have obstructed POTUS' nominees at every turn..." Makes you wonder where this rodent was hiding during President Obama's eight years?

The Daily Fury

Old Faithful

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Raincloud Umbrella

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"Things are looking up!"

Inflating Boobs.