Contrarian Collector Mugs

Man ignores the 'Science' section and looks in the 'Stuff You Believe Anyway' section."

Protest

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The New World Order

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

The water desk

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

The Daily Fury

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

Aggression Therapy Seminar

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Guru Shifted Thinking

Fourth quarter earnings down, please help.

"I'll take it."

Whipping Cream

British PM David Cameron resigns

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

Oxymorons

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Affirmative response executive - Remember when they were just called 'yes-men'?