Contract Cowboy Pillows

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'There's no use complaining, clause 34 section 67 of your contract says '...and any other duties as outlined by your manager'.'

We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities...

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."