Contract Wrangler Pillows

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

She - Interpreter - He.

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Sulk Shows

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

How Many It Takes

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

Cow Pilot.

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Why you must go to work

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

Automation of Security

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'