"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."
Contract Wrangler Prints
Decorate their workspace with style—our contract wrangler prints feature witty and clever artwork that highlights their legal savvy and creative flair.
'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'
"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."
She - Interpreter - He.
The First Martian Dog.
"What did you download at school today?"
"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."
High Riders of the Old West
"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."
A trevor of trainspotters
'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'
'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'
Sulk Shows
"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"
"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."
"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."
'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'
King kong 5 G.
'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'
Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word
Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.
'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'
'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'
How Many It Takes
"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."
"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."
Cow Pilot.
"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"
'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'
"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"
'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '
Why you must go to work
Automation of Security
Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman
'Did you want me, boss?'
Contract Wrangler Prints Collection
Contract Wrangler Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs that perfectly capture the witty spirit of contract wranglers—great for daily motivation or a fun office gift.
Contract Wrangler Pillows
Looking to add humor to their home or office? Our contract wrangler pillows combine comfort with clever designs celebrating legal creativity.
Contract Wrangler T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt for contract wranglers who love to showcase their legal smarts with a humorous twist—perfect for casual Fridays or relaxed workdays.