Contract Analyser Gifts

"It doesn't matter if it was written in invisible ink or not. The fact remains that you signed the document without reading the small print."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

"And despite recent insinuations, this loan contract being signed by my client is perfectly legitimate."

'Hang on!...You don't expect me to swallow that as well!'

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"I was hoping we could avoid the middleman"

'I reject the terms of the contract!'

Ask about the incentive plan - Miss one payment and we take you to court.

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional, you could also opt to do 36 or 48 hours a day!"

'Sorry boss, we lost 5-0. What are you eating?'

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

"The little one? That's for small print!"

A. Einstein. E = MC2. Yes, I do space-time research, but that doesn't mean I know how to get you out of your timeshare contract.

"It doesn't bother me so much since he signed that NDA."

'The contract is very clear. You're free to go once the project's completed.'

'It's a good contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

"I'm warning you."

"The advice was free. But the office visit was a hundred bucks an hour."

'Everything is pro bono after the first 100 grand.'

"I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but you can't just leave Comcast."

'Sold my soul to the devil, but held on to the intellectual property rights.'

"Just sign here, sir - it clears me of any responsibility."

The underwriter was suspicious of all the dodgy Clauses.