'An oral contract is not worth the paper it's written on.'
Agreement Analyzer Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for an agreement analyzer? Find creative, cleverly designed items that highlight their analytical skills and love for detail. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, these gifts celebrate their passion for agreements and precision, making their day a little brighter and more inspired.
'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'
"But can't I be feared and loved?"
Skeptic Tank.
"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."
"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."
Confirmation Bias
Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo
"You're not at all like your answering machine."
Intelligent Sexual Design
Jealousy
'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'
Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!
'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'
"My religion is about love and tolerance! Got that, you stupid son of a bitch!?!
"I can't see it lasting!"
"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."
"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser."
"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."
"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow me on social media?"
"Sorry, I don't know what a handball is anymore either."
"Alpha Male."
'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'
"I'm warning you."
"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."
"Just sign here, sir - it clears me of any responsibility."
"A handshake is good enough for me - anyway it's all being videod."
The speed of justice.
Man Locked in a Heart
Rejected resumes.
Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire
"Good God. My wife and my best friend."
'You're too perfect, Lester - you're NOTHING to gossip about!'
'men have no idea how to take action.'
"Enough about me. Tell me about you in five words or less."
Agreement Analyzer Gifts Collection
Agreement Analyzer Mugs
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Agreement Analyzer Pillows
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Agreement Analyzer Prints
Decorate their space with prints that speak to their love for analysis—stylish and insightful designs that inspire and amuse.
Agreement Analyzer T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty t-shirts that perfectly match the sharp minds of agreement analyzers—ideal for casual wear and making a statement.