Contraception Commentator Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful, humorous gift for a contraception commentator? Our collection celebrates their important work with clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for advocates, teachers, and health enthusiasts who enjoy combining wit with advocacy, these products aren’t just functional—they’re conversation starters. Show appreciation or spark dialogue with a gift that aligns with their passion for reproductive health education and commentary. Whether for a birthday, appreciation, or just because, find something that speaks to their commitment and sense of humor.

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'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.'

'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.' mockup

'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.'

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Oral Contraception - 'No!'

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Condom Police: 'Wallet's empty. Same old story - says he just ran out.'

Condom Police: 'Wallet's empty. Same old story - says he just ran out.' mockup

Condom Police: 'Wallet's empty. Same old story - says he just ran out.'

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'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!' mockup

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

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Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache. mockup

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

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'It's a zen diaphragm.'

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New arrival

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'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?' mockup

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

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"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository." mockup

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

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Take a pill so you won't be one.

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'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.' mockup

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

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"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?" mockup

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

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"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD." mockup

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

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'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.' mockup

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

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"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!" mockup

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

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'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.' mockup

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

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'They're not reliable.'

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"I liked you better as my first husband."

"I liked you better as my first husband." mockup

"I liked you better as my first husband."

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"I said I was sorry. No need to bite my head off!"

"I said I was sorry. No need to bite my head off!" mockup

"I said I was sorry. No need to bite my head off!"

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Obesity in America.

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'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.' mockup

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

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"...for better OR worse, not AND." mockup

"...for better OR worse, not AND."

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"The little thin girl inside you that wants to get out now weighs 200 pounds!"

"The little thin girl inside you that wants to get out now weighs 200 pounds!" mockup

"The little thin girl inside you that wants to get out now weighs 200 pounds!"

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"How many sex partners have you had?" mockup

"How many sex partners have you had?"

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'Nothing grows in the shade.'

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'I had a stroke.'

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'I'm not complaining, Walter -- I just thought marriage would be more interactive.'

'I'm not complaining, Walter -- I just thought marriage would be more interactive.' mockup

'I'm not complaining, Walter -- I just thought marriage would be more interactive.'

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"Don't you think we've done enough 'begetting'?"

"Don't you think we've done enough 'begetting'?" mockup

"Don't you think we've done enough 'begetting'?"

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"I thought celibacy only happened if you got married."

"I thought celibacy only happened if you got married." mockup

"I thought celibacy only happened if you got married."

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"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

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