"The danger with studying anything this closely is that you lose sight of the context."
Contextual Thinker Gifts
Looking for a gift for a descriptive, creative mind? Our collection celebrates contextual thinkers—those brilliant, big-picture individuals. Discover items that honor their unique way of understanding the world, perfect for inspiring their creativity or making them smile. Whether it's for their desk, wardrobe, or home, find a thoughtful surprise that reflects their insightful and inventive spirit.
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Fear/Knowledge
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
What's normal?
Raincloud Umbrella
"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.
Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance
"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me
"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"
"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."
'How do we SLEEP at night?'
"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."
Six Thinking Hats
Unanimous voting.
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
"I think it was an election year."
'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
Innovation & Calculation
"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."
'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'
Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy
Contextual Thinker Gifts Collection
Contextual Thinker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the creative spirit of contextual thinkers—each design designed to inspire and amuse.
Contextual Thinker Pillows
Decorate with pillows that showcase witty and thoughtful designs—ideal for creative thinkers to add personality to their living or working space.
Contextual Thinker Prints
Browse prints that capture the essence of originality—perfect for inspiring creative thinkers and adding a touch of wit to their environment.
Contextual Thinker T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to the inventive minds—featuring clever messages and designs that celebrate their unique way of seeing the world.