Contextual Thinker Pillows

"The danger with studying anything this closely is that you lose sight of the context."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

What's normal?

Raincloud Umbrella

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Six Thinking Hats

Unanimous voting.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I think it was an election year."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Innovation & Calculation

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy