Contextual Critic Pillows

"I think it was an election year."

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

'She is critical of every woman I bring home.'

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Hipsters"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

German School

"How is it in Russia?"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I'm after the history section."

"Some Debussy, Igor."