Contextual Critic Gifts

"I think it was an election year."

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

'She is critical of every woman I bring home.'

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Wifi in Hell

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Hipsters"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

German School

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

"How is it in Russia?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."