'In and/or out' sign on door of department of philosophy
Conceptual Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with the thoughtful, analytical soul? Our conceptual critic collection captures wit and depth, ideal for those who love to ponder, critique, and explore ideas deeply. Whether for a fellow creative or a self-acknowledged critic, these items make a meaningful statement. From witty prints to clever mugs, find a gift that sparks conversation and showcases intellectual flair.
Art gallery - way out / not so way out.
Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
What's normal?
Raincloud Umbrella
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
"I think it was an election year."
'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'
Innovation & Calculation
'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'
'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'
'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'
'Floppo' lottery rebranding
The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.
"Are we overthinking this?"
Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.
TV Situations vacant.
''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'
How Do You Like My Moseying Along?
Recycling centre
"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."
'The tests indicate you've been exposed to a new idea.'
"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"
If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?
"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."
How to create a brilliant cartoon
Evolution Walk Sign
'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'
Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.
Existential Material - All Ends Up.
Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.
Man Painting Road.
'What are YOU dressed as?' 'Life imitating art.'
Conceptual Critic Gifts Collection
Conceptual Critic Mugs
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Conceptual Critic Prints
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