Conceptual Thinkers Gifts

Innovation & Calculation

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

What's normal?

Raincloud Umbrella

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The Thought Process.

Worry tank

Sigmund Freud.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Reasonableman

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Are we overthinking this?"

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

TV Situations vacant.

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Science And Society 1923