Cognitive Thinker Gifts

Male Brain, Female Brain. . . Your Brain.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

An afterthought/An afrothought

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Fear/Knowledge

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

' A good idea '

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

What's normal?

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Eureka!