Contemporary Art Enthusiasts Gifts

He's practising for his slot standing on the plinth not saying anything next October

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

The Artist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Wagging Dog

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"You're welcome."

The Selfie

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"The overthinker"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Projectile painting.'

Candle Portraits.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'