Contact Lens Misplacer Pillows

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Where's my glove?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

'We'll be planning to invade Ecuador as soon as I can find it on the map.'

Stop the stampede! I've lost a contact lens!

From now on. I put my contacts in myself, thank you very much.

"I found your contact lens."

Nice nails. Yes, but it's hell putting in my contacts.

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

'Duck.'

"Remember, they're usually in the last place you'd look."