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'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Where's my glove?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'Mary, that better have been a contact lens you just dropped.'

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

Sale. Everything Must Go.

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

'Please, Cap'n -- we'll never find your contact lens!'

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

Nice nails. Yes, but it's hell putting in my contacts.

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

'We'll be planning to invade Ecuador as soon as I can find it on the map.'

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

'Duck.'

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

"Remember, they're usually in the last place you'd look."