Mask Misplacer T-Shirts

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Where's my glove?'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"They were built during a pandemic."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Batman - Face ID

Masquerade

A Masked Ball

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

Cat Mask

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"No more Dr Nice guy"

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Ok, now I know why the other superheroes wear masks.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Excuse me, have you paid for that?'

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"I'm pregnant."

Good cop, bad cop 2020.

"Management's order. We are also under lockdown."

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