Mask Misplacer Prints

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'Where's my glove?'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"They were built during a pandemic."

Masquerade

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Batman - Face ID

A Masked Ball

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

Cat Mask

"No more Dr Nice guy"

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Funny old world, in'it?'

"Management's order. We are also under lockdown."

"I'm pregnant."

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

'Excuse me, have you paid for that?'