Glove Misplacer Pillows

'Where's my glove?'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

Cat boxer

Ask me about my uppercut.

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

'Such petulance!'

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Hand takes a shower,

Goodbye Jackson

'There's nothing wrong. My hands are cold and I left my warm gloves in the tractor.'

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'I can't find my keys!'

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

The Tour de Pants.

'We'll be planning to invade Ecuador as soon as I can find it on the map.'