Glove Misplacer Pillows

'Where's my glove?'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Cat boxer

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'Such petulance!'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Hand takes a shower,

'There's nothing wrong. My hands are cold and I left my warm gloves in the tractor.'

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'I can't find my keys!'

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

The Tour de Pants.

'We'll be planning to invade Ecuador as soon as I can find it on the map.'

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'