Consumption Contemplator Gifts

Searching for the perfect present for someone who ponders their consumption? Our collection offers clever, humorous, and insightful items that reflect a love for mindful enjoyment and creative habits, making each gift a conversation starter and a reminder to savor life's moments.

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"I'm sorry but a fat, guzzling wife cannot be classed as a consumable."

"I'm sorry but a fat, guzzling wife cannot be classed as a consumable." mockup

"I'm sorry but a fat, guzzling wife cannot be classed as a consumable."

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"Good For You / Bad For You"

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...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant... mockup

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

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Humans...What is their purpose?

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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!" mockup

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?" mockup

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

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How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill... mockup

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

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'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?' mockup

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

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"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?" mockup

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

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"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas." mockup

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

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The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today. mockup

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

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'Excuse me - are you organic?'

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?' mockup

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

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"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?" mockup

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

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The Thinker?

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"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff." mockup

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

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'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?' mockup

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

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Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!' mockup

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

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ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED, mockup

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

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"And what would you like to regret later?"

"And what would you like to regret later?" mockup

"And what would you like to regret later?"

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'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.' mockup

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

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US Dollar weakens.

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'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.' mockup

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

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'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.' mockup

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

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'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?' mockup

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

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"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught." mockup

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

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'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.' mockup

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

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'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.' mockup

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

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"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know." mockup

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

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Consumption Contemplator Gifts Collection

Consumption Contemplator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to consumption contemplators—find designs that inspire mindful sipping and thoughtful reflection.

Consumption Contemplator Pillows

Choose pillows that promote relaxation and contemplation—perfect for creating a cozy, mindful environment.

Consumption Contemplator Prints

Add inspiring art prints to their collection—designed to spark reflection on how and what we consume.

Consumption Contemplator T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that express their love for mindful consumption—witty and stylish options for everyday wear.