"I'm sorry but a fat, guzzling wife cannot be classed as a consumable."
Consumption Contemplator Mugs
Delight your contemplation enthusiast with mugs that celebrate mindful consumption—quirky, clever designs perfect for sipping and pondering at any time of day.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...
Humans...What is their purpose?
"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"
What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?
"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"
How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...
'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"
"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
'Excuse me - are you organic?'
'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'
"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."
"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"
'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'
The Thinker?
"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."
'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'
Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'
The Anti-Materialist
ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,
"And what would you like to regret later?"
US Dollar weakens.
'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'
Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins
James Baldwin
'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'
'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'
'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'
The Climate Change Debate Explained
"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."
'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'
'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'
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