Cuisine Contemplator Gifts

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I come here for the pepper."

Your lobster was off!

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Civilized Salmon

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Am Awful Crammer.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Quick swig first?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'