Cuisine Contemplator Gifts

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Your lobster was off!

"I come here for the pepper."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Full English Breakfast.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Civilized Salmon

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Am Awful Crammer.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"Quick swig first?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Slow food restaurant

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'