Consumer Psychologist Gifts

Aspirin Marketing.

"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

The Climate Change Debate Explained

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

The economy doctor

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'